OZ- Okay, so he wouldn't really be on anyone's side other than his own, but there's still a 50/50 chance you get out of this one unscathed.

SCOTT- He relentlessly attacks the enemy with everything he's got- which isn't much. It's akin to having a scraggly lap dog fighting in your honor. Better than nothing, right?

ART- Short, stout, can duck and dodge most attacks. The amount of actual fighting he does depends on his level of inebriation. Liquor him up and you have yourself a battle dwarf.

EOIN- Big, muscular, tough as nails. He is most likely to stand in the way and prevent anyone from landing a punch. Playtime's over, kids.

ADELPHI- She packs more punch than you'd expect from a lady. Okay, so she's not very lady like. Like a catfight if the cat is an angry tiger.

ROCKY- Not a fighter in the least, she is likely to use her charm and people skills to negotiate an end to this mess. And if that fails, you can find her hiding in the broom closet.

ASTROBE- You'll be the one fighting for HIM. He will sit back and cheer you on, yet he dares not join in. Breaking a sweat is so gross and bruises are a pain to cover up.

NEX- Attacks everything in sight, could be your enemy... could be you... could be that couple sitting at the table nearby. Unpredictable and unstoppable.

JIMMY- Everyone = dead.

RICHIE- Useless in every aspect. Weak, slow, not even old enough to drink. What is he even doing here??